Fakkin

A short form of Wendy's fast kitchen in japan
fast=fa
kitchen=kkin

"Yo you ready for some fakkin tonight?"
"I bought a lot of fakkin burgers"

by Xenoblazeken December 25, 2021

Fawkin Joocy

Adj: To define one as being pleasant or appealing in the realm of aesthetics. Typically used to describe someone who frequents the gym on a regular basis and takes care of their appearance. To achieve this description, one should take pictures of themselves immediately after pumping iron and proceed to post said pictures on your favorite social media website. Any use of the term other than to describe a shredded male is incorrect and should be frowned upon.

1. "You look so Fawkin Joocy Brah. No Homo"

2. "Have you seen Zyzz's serratus? My god it looks so Fawkin Joocy"

by greenek December 27, 2011

faking the snake

to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing

Jim: "So he broke into her apartment, jumped her, tied her up, and kidnapped her. Oh, he also stole a pet snake."
Tim: "Hm, this story must be completely credible because a random, unnecessary detail was added in. Wait a second... he must've been faking the snake!"

by erectiledysfunction55 November 1, 2017

fatkini

A bikini that is for plus-sized women.

"That girl with the nice body has a nice fatkini!"

"Hey, do you sell fatkinis?"
"What?"
"Do you sell fatkinis? Bikinis for plus-szied women?"
"This is Abercrombie & Fitch, girl, of course we don't."

by Chris's_Zen May 24, 2013

Fapkin

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.

I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!

by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

Fapkins

The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.

I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.

by Bruk September 29, 2008

fakin' jax

Verb. To pretend getting respect. Hiphop-term made famous by Mobb Deep and even more famous by Pete Rock, using it as a sample in INI's "Fakin' Jax'

Ain't no time for fakin' jax, stop fakin' jax
Cause brothers that fake jax get laid on their backs

by lifeislikeadicegame December 7, 2010