face boobs

Boobs, usually small perky ones, on a womans face...Yes they're real....if you thought they were fake you are in for the most amazing feeling in your life when u find out they exist...i've seen em...glorious glorious face boobs...

that chick has face boobies
i like to kiss face boobs
i like to use my schlong to slap face boobs

by cnap39428 November 05, 2011

face boob

a very stupid looking person

YOU FACE BOOB!!! STOP LOOKING AT THE BOOBS ON THE BOOB TUBE... loser

by mr.. man? March 23, 2004

boob-face

Pink, rash-like condition on an infant's face, occurs after breast feeding. Most likely used in a funny way.

"Whoa, that baby has a severe case of boob-face, how long was he on?"

by papa eos March 03, 2008

boob face

A male or female, whom is acting like a big Double D boob.

My boyfriend was being such a boob face the other day when he wouldn't come over.

by Blu Bird December 15, 2011

boob face

When a girl presses your face into her boobs.

My girlfriend gave me a boob face when we were making out.

by theninjameisterzero January 12, 2012

boob face bitch

Someone who has boobs on there face or is extremly fat

Fat guys who eats Mc. Donalds all day nd a skiny kid calls him a "Boob Face Bitch" because he is eating to much

by ryan erichsen February 19, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 03, 2007