Extreme Dinosaurs

A kids' show that aired in the late 90's that was about dinosaurs mutated by aliens that travel to the present day to fight their also mutated velociraptor enemies who want to accelerate global warming to make the planet a haven for reptiles.

With them was one of the aliens, an officer of the intergalactic law wanting to bring the space criminal who mutated them and the raptors to justice. Also accompanying them was a crazy redneck conspiracy theorist who made them jet bikes by combining parts of used cars in his junkyard with advanced extra terrestrial technology.

Unless there is something horribly wrong with you, you've probably experienced an explosive orgasm from the sheer awesomeness by the time you've made it to this part of the definition.

Somethin's really rockin'
On planet number 3
Modern man's got prehistoric company
A colossal fossil feud, unlike anything before
Between the reckless raptors
And the Extreme Dinosaurs!

EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS

Tails the snap like thunderclap
Talkin', stalkin' raptor trap!

EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS

The crash and smash Jurassic four
Extreme Dinosaurs!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS

Veloci-tossin' to the max
They'll fossilies em in their tracks!

EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS

The crash and smash Jurassic four!

EXTREME DINOSAURS!

by Goatboy187 May 3, 2009