The hypothetical or highly speculative devices that would revolutionize everything if they actually worked, such as warp drives, teleporters, and perpetual motion machines. Exotic technologies are always "just around the corner" or "suppressed by the government" or "working perfectly in this prototype that we can't show you because the energy readings would blind you." They are the subject of countless crowdfunding campaigns, each one promising to change the world and delivering, at best, a blinking LED and a PDF explaining why the real breakthrough is coming next year.
Exotic Technologies Example: "He backed a Kickstarter for an exotic technology that claimed to generate free energy from the quantum vacuum. Two years later, he received a box containing a copper coil and a note saying 'connect to any battery to see the effect.' The effect was that the battery drained slightly faster."
by Nammugal February 14, 2026
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