The adjective term to describe one who has been pranked into consuming something with Ex-lax in it. This is commonly done with things like brownies, cakes and other baking items that are brown.
1.
John: Hey bill, How is it going in the bathroom?
Bill: *groaning* Bad.
John: Okay well, i just wanted to let you know you got exalated!

2.
Bill was exalated beyond repair, he would have to sit around and bleed out of his rectum.
by GenoClysm December 2, 2012
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A poor useless piece of fucking euro trash that can never hit anything in GunBound
Don't be an Exal and try to actually hit him.
by euro trash 4 life June 19, 2004
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Someone who tries to be excellent all the time even though he fails but never stops pursuing excellence.

"Ec-xay-lent"
I'm an exalent person.
by Pantheon1291 November 21, 2018
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