Esther Lean

A bitch who thinks she's cute, but fat in the middle and looks like she skipped leg day. Usually has ratty hair with an obvious peroxide dye job, which you can tell she did herself. Smells like animal waste, only cooks box meals, and her teeth look like she can eat a cob of corn through a picket fence. Usually accompanied by a tall skinny 40-something guy who's only with her because he is tired of living with his mom. Little does he know, she's homeless and uses people for places to stay, claiming their home as her own. Both she and aforementioned guy are serial cheaters, catching multiple STDs and spreading them because neither know what a condom is.

Esther Lean is always sterile and tends to fake positive pregnancy tests out of desperation because normally guys don't give her the time of day due to her serious lack of hygiene.

She has like, maybe two friends total, and they're both imaginary.
Unemployed, and usually found sleeping on other people's couches. Has absolutely no desire to change that situation whatsoever.

Wow, that bitch is on that Esther Lean!

Esther Lean by IamDaBullGod May 27, 2020

Estherlene 

You are fine when in harmony but changeable when in discord, because many of your best qualities are then reversed. You are entertaining but may be impulsive. Freedom is a necessity, and you find it difficult to settle down. Your versatility results in many changes, and often brings travel. Your fine intellect is capable of high honors if applied seriously. You are capable of inspired thinking applied to material things. You can be restless, changeable, and very sexy.You have an eventful, exciting life. You are versatile and have the ability to learn easily.
Creative and outgoing, you are always looking for an opportunity to show your abilities, especially before audience. You are very flexible and likes to feel appreciated. You are looking for chances to mix with others socially and to communicate his ideas. You like to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for you is uncertainty. Easily getting bored, you can move from one job to another, switch projects and lovers. The high creative force can lead you either to happiness or unhappiness. If you understand your goals, if you can make major decisions in life and follow it directly and straight up without worry and uncertainty, you are able to achieve great heights.

Estherlene is a good friend.

Estherlene by Glorie June 8, 2021