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Escobar’s Revenge

When a man is about to cum from fellatio. His partner sticks their nostril on his dick hole and snorts his load like a fat rail of cocaine.
Bro, last night that Columbian hooker finished my blowjob off with Escobar’s Revenge!
by Napalm-Nate November 28, 2018
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Escobar’s revenge

Synonymous with coke shits.

Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.
Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.
by Jigginsmusic December 6, 2022
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Pablo Escobar’s Necktie

When you fall asleep with traditional corded earbuds and wake up with the cord wrapped around your neck possibly causing choking and asphyxiation.
I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.
by Pheecees December 10, 2022
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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escobar season

Escobar season, often reffered to by many rappers, is described as a time of lawlessness, and an overall rule by gangsters as opposed to the law.
Escobar season has returned.....
by P_FAD July 12, 2006
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Escobar Surprise

When you are doing blow off a hookers ass, and she farts.
Diamond is giving $25 dollar Escobar Suprise's at the club tonight. Escobar Surprise? Yeah, its when you do blow off a hookers ass and she farts.
by Pink Sock Shaf October 2, 2011
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Escobar Snowstorm

The act of funneling 1 kilogram of cocaine into one's asshole, proceeding to fart on their partner.
I've thrown three hamsters in the microwave after me and my girl did the Escobar Snowstorm.
by Lord Von Schlonger November 14, 2021
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