Escobar’s Revenge 

When a man is about to cum from fellatio. His partner sticks their nostril on his dick hole and snorts his load like a fat rail of cocaine.

Bro, last night that Columbian hooker finished my blowjob off with Escobar’s Revenge!

Escobar’s Revenge by Napalm-Nate November 28, 2018

Escobar’s revenge 

Synonymous with coke shits.

Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.

Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.

Escobar’s revenge by Jigginsmusic December 6, 2022

Pablo Escobar’s Necktie

When you fall asleep with traditional corded earbuds and wake up with the cord wrapped around your neck possibly causing choking and asphyxiation.

I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.

Pablo Escobar’s Necktie by Pheecees December 10, 2022

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escobar season

Escobar season, often reffered to by many rappers, is described as a time of lawlessness, and an overall rule by gangsters as opposed to the law.

Escobar season has returned.....

escobar season by P_FAD July 12, 2006

Escobar Surprise 

When you are doing blow off a hookers ass, and she farts.

Diamond is giving $25 dollar Escobar Suprise's at the club tonight. Escobar Surprise? Yeah, its when you do blow off a hookers ass and she farts.

Escobar Surprise by Pink Sock Shaf October 2, 2011

Escobar Snowstorm 

The act of funneling 1 kilogram of cocaine into one's asshole, proceeding to fart on their partner.

I've thrown three hamsters in the microwave after me and my girl did the Escobar Snowstorm.

Escobar Snowstorm by Lord Von Schlonger November 14, 2021