Ernt 

Something you say when someone does something stupid or something funny happens.

"Dude, I just got a virus!"
"Ernt"

Ernt by Ryansomeonetookmyname September 28, 2008

Ernt 

The sound made by a loud, intermittently buzzing alarm. Can be used as a verb, i.e. "ernting".

Alarm clock: ERNT! ERNT! ERNT!

Me: Aaaaahh!! Make the ernting stop!

Ernt by Sir Veisaid June 13, 2022

ernt 

a quick and audible fart aka a bird fart. the only noise it makes is 'Ernt'. Sometimes happens whilst sitting on a stool, trying to force a big one out, having to fart so bad that no matter how hard you try to hold it in you accidently let a little one go

Peter: I've been so gassy after Smugglers that I have a huge fart....ERNT!

Girl: Oh Trevor lets have sexual relations
Trevor: uuuh...ok ERNT!

Peter: Here comes a huge fart...ERNT!
Dylan: That was a bird fart!

ernt by CindahBlock September 25, 2007

ernt 

A. Aunt.
B. Used in place of ain't.

A. That is my ernt judy.
B. That ernt my child.

ernt by hisgirl_66_2009 January 17, 2010

Ernt 

Present tense for isn’t and add a w to make it past tense; wernt

Using urban dictionary to define new words is an ideal way to share with others, ernt it.

Ernt by NRdefs February 9, 2019

Ernthee  

(Pronounced Earn-Tee)This would be a universal word for South East San Diego/inner city affiliates that are trying to name something but they can't figure it out quite yet.

Blood, I told you to put the ernthee over there.

Ernthee by Zile March 26, 2007

ernting yourself out 

Doing or saying something stupid or uncalled for at the wrong place or time.

John says to his friend, "Let's do tummies!" (Instead of chest bump)

Jack says, "You're ernting yourself out!"

ernting yourself out by Niw March 26, 2008