zander ermold

Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.

Man youre a slow super stud birthday boy zander ermold!

zander ermold by Mechanicore tank of doom! September 16, 2019

Erdolow 

Refers to the Valorant ranked elo in which the washed up player "Erdoooo" can be found. This is also known as Plat 3.

I lost so many games dude. I'm in Erdolow now.
Oh, no. You are playing in Erdolow

Erdolow by erdohater November 27, 2021

Café Ecologist 

Generally, a government employee or environmental consultant who has no practical field skills or an understanding of ecology.

Unable to navigate in the bush without the aid of a touch screen device. Turn up into the field dressed in completely new clothes, almost always in khaki and predominately featuring an outdoors store latest season catalogue. Various digital accoutrements hang off their belt to help with managing the wilderness. Prone to printing off a small woodlands worth of paperwork with every page colour coded, labelled and compartmentalised in corresponding coloured manilla folders. Cannot change a tyre.

Spend the majority of their time in the office obsessing of minor inconsequential details which will be overlooked by the client. Readily plot survey points on a map with scant regard for topography, vegetation density or difficulty of access for which they will then send out contractors to complete the actual work. Dislike meetings but will tolerate them for the tiny catered sandwiches during mid-morning tea. Drink soy lattes.

Have the fitness of a wounded gazelle. Consider light wind a significant hazard and will accordingly cancel the days work. Accustomed to hefty meal allowances of which most will be spent on sourdough and chia seeds. Don’t like spiders or things getting in their hair. Find fieldwork emotionally and physically traumatising despite their Instagram hashtags indicating otherwise.

Readily identify as an ‘ecologist’ in their email signature.

Standing at the precipice of a volcano looking down into a cauldron of boiling, angry lava.
Ecologist 1: Who put the site down there?
Ecologist 2: A fucking café ecologist.

Café Ecologist by The Angry Biologist October 16, 2019

Errolsexual 

A grown man who is aroused by the sight or mention of Errol Spence Jr

Errolsexuals get oiled up and watch videos of Errol Spence

Errolsexual by Mosquito Spray January 9, 2022

Ercilia 

The most amazing, wonderful, incredible, and the list of adjectives goes on. She will make you laugh regardless how bad your feeling. She will always be by your side no matter what happens. She will be the best thing that ever happened to you. She will bless you every second you are around her

Ercilia is the most amazing wonderful person.

Ercilia by ThexTheorist January 8, 2021

erolit 

Erotic Literature. Mainly used among 'curious' teens who write such material, and want to seem cool/mask it. Just like Lemons or Smut, Erolit as a word is usually used in place for sexual fanfiction.

"Dude! You see that girl?"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"She has a secret page, and it's FULL of erolit."

erolit by dot.dot.dot... December 9, 2018

erold

A funny guy who works very hard for what he wants. Is young attractive successful and someone people either look up to or are jealous of. Unfortunately does not have much success in romantic relationships due to his nerdy nature but an all around impressive dude.

Wow that guy Erold really has a lot going for him, I wish I was more like him

erold by itsmyoppinion May 2, 2018