Me: "One day my friend and I were joking about eating orphans, so it is now called Eorphna."
Them: "OH!!..."
Me: *gets fork*
Them: "i- what are you doing.."
Me: "committing eorphnia, COME HERE MY LUNCH !!"
Them: *SCREAMS*

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

me: "my friend and I were making jokes about eating orphans and so I say its now called eorphna"
Them: "oh!!"
Me: *gets fork*
Them: "i- what are you doing!?!"
Me: "committing eorphnia, NOW COME HERE MY LUNCH!!"
Them:*SCREAMS*