English summer 

Supposed to be ironic. English summers typically consist of rain and little sunshine, until 'global warming' changed it. Tradtionally when someone describes weather as 'an English summer' they mean rain when there should be sunshine.

"Pack for an English summer!"
"Out comes the raincoat then..."

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(when raining outside in summer months)
"Typical english summer..."

English summer by brandyboo April 19, 2010

English Summer Rain 

1. often a phrase to describe a large load landing on one's face

2. describes girl's cum landing on one's face

3. name given to feeling of fe/male ejaculation landing on one's face

4. Cum

Tony: What happened last night?
Fred: I went down on her but when she finished I felt her English Summer Rain

English Summer Rain by dahdragonslayaa August 23, 2009

summer English homework 

The epitome of uselessness in which English teachers are pressured by their social studies, science or math counterparts to hand out some form of quantified work over the summer, usually in the form of drawing, or as they put it, "visual response." It typically does not require reading the actual book but spending a few minutes glancing over Sparknotes or Shmoop may turn out to work to the student's benefit. Despite the uselessness and the lack of effort that it requires (or generates from students, for that matter), English teachers tend to grade rather harshly and criticize a student's artistic capabilities to send the message to future students that summer English homework should emulate the quality of works by Monet, Gogh, or da Vinci.

I usually put off my summer English homework to the last day because it takes less than an hour to finish it.

summer English homework by cathedram-mihi-regula-mihi August 24, 2016