these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life
“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson”
“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT”
“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT”
by shlongjohn May 14, 2022
The worst Karen I've ever met. Everything has to go their way and if it does you get sent to the office. At the end of the year she will say how awful everyone was despite us doing anything.
by Idk wat to put here May 28, 2022
Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.
For example;
Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
by dehydrated water May 10, 2022
Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…
Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022
A rat who makes you analyze the most simple words ever. He also often is a simp for girls that are 30 years younger then him.
by Laynad00 May 3, 2021
by guy who submitted this February 9, 2023