emile heskey 

The ChucK Noris of football

Oh look, Emile Heskey has put it in row Z!

emile heskey by The British Jesus May 19, 2014

Emile Heskey Syndrome 

A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.

Sheedo is laid up with the Emile Heskey Syndrome. Again.

Emile Heskey Syndrome by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010

emille heskey 

a large mammal of unknown origin, who comes off as a human being due to its ability to play football (can also be described as a deadly weapon)

he was so agile yet so big that he looked like an emille heskey

emille heskey by karbas October 27, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004