emile heskey 

The ChucK Noris of football

Oh look, Emile Heskey has put it in row Z!

emile heskey by The British Jesus May 19, 2014

Emile Heskey Syndrome 

A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.

Sheedo is laid up with the Emile Heskey Syndrome. Again.

Emile Heskey Syndrome by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010

emille heskey 

a large mammal of unknown origin, who comes off as a human being due to its ability to play football (can also be described as a deadly weapon)

he was so agile yet so big that he looked like an emille heskey

emille heskey by karbas October 27, 2012