The Absolute King of Rock and Roll . all you other punkasses can sit down and breath thru your nose.
He truly was Americas Penis. Huge and sleek and envied by the hole world. You are a free american today, because of Elvis' greatness. If for nothing else America was known as the birthpace of Elvis.
Elvis AAron Presley- Lisa Maries dad.
He gave it all, a simple man devoured by the darkness.
He truly was Americas Penis. Huge and sleek and envied by the hole world. You are a free american today, because of Elvis' greatness. If for nothing else America was known as the birthpace of Elvis.
Elvis AAron Presley- Lisa Maries dad.
He gave it all, a simple man devoured by the darkness.
The news reporter yelled ''Elvis , you are the King!'', and Elvis, the coolest guy in the world, said ''Naw man, Jesus is the King, im just a singer." Amen.
by rockmonk September 6, 2005
A girl with hidden depths, and possibly Finnish roots. Someone with a deep love for music, both creating it and listening to it. A true beauty who brightens the day of anyone she happens to encounter. Has broken many hearts, but not on purpose.
by Snorgalicious May 23, 2010
King of Rock and Roll Heaven. Greatest singer and entertainer past, present, and future. A bright shining star like a comet going through the sound waves. Still number one of all celebraties, living or dead.
by Lake Queen Mary November 20, 2006
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by fcsuper June 6, 2007
The king, jumpsuits, style icon
Brought blues to the masses then developed his own sound
Whether you admit it or not, all pop/rock musicians are disciples of elvis
Got fat and stupid at the end, and turned into a bumbling bafoon.
Died while having a dump and fell forwards, was found with his arse in the air, and a turd in the bowl.
At his best in the 68 comeback special.
Brought blues to the masses then developed his own sound
Whether you admit it or not, all pop/rock musicians are disciples of elvis
Got fat and stupid at the end, and turned into a bumbling bafoon.
Died while having a dump and fell forwards, was found with his arse in the air, and a turd in the bowl.
At his best in the 68 comeback special.
by Prem Shah September 6, 2006