The Absolute King of Rock and Roll . all you other punkasses can sit down and breath thru your nose.
He truly was Americas Penis. Huge and sleek and envied by the hole world. You are a free american today, because of Elvis' greatness. If for nothing else America was known as the birthpace of Elvis.
Elvis AAron Presley- Lisa Maries dad.
He gave it all, a simple man devoured by the darkness.
The news reporter yelled ''Elvis , you are the King!'', and Elvis, the coolest guy in the world, said ''Naw man, Jesus is the King, im just a singer." Amen.
by rockmonk September 6, 2005
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A girl with hidden depths, and possibly Finnish roots. Someone with a deep love for music, both creating it and listening to it. A true beauty who brightens the day of anyone she happens to encounter. Has broken many hearts, but not on purpose.
Wow, who was that elvi? I think I just fell in love.
by Snorgalicious May 23, 2010
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King of Rock and Roll Heaven. Greatest singer and entertainer past, present, and future. A bright shining star like a comet going through the sound waves. Still number one of all celebraties, living or dead.
Elvis flying rock in space
Elvis Royalty
by Lake Queen Mary November 20, 2006
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1. plural of Elvis.

2. A term for two or more Elvis impersonators
person 1: look at those Elvi
person 2: what the actual fuck are you on about
by birchwood663 March 8, 2023
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Wow, I was in Vegas last weekend. There were Elvi everywhere I went.
by MPfeif July 16, 2006
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n. Plural form of Elvis.
“Two Elvi are famous rock stars, while only one Elvis was a famous athlete in Football.”
by fcsuper June 6, 2007
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The king, jumpsuits, style icon

Brought blues to the masses then developed his own sound

Whether you admit it or not, all pop/rock musicians are disciples of elvis

Got fat and stupid at the end, and turned into a bumbling bafoon.

Died while having a dump and fell forwards, was found with his arse in the air, and a turd in the bowl.

At his best in the 68 comeback special.
"Hey, I Like Your Goblin Fancy Dress Outfit!!

"Thanks, It Is Rather Elvish"
by Prem Shah September 6, 2006
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