Elon Musk is like real life Iron Man 2. Bad
Everyone involved in the making of this film, from Elon Musk down to the assistant's assistant's assistant whose only job was to gently dab the anus of Elon Musk's chihuahua with lemon-scented baby wipes, must all be packed into a spaceship and blasted into the sun.

Stupid. Juvenile. Predictable. Embarrassing.

Supposedly Elon Musk actually spent time in a Moscow prison and studied Russian history to "prepare for his role" ... erm, for what exactly, to play a human cartoon? If you'd told me he got the part in the morning and was shooting by midday I'd have no reason to doubt that. His character was stunningly dreadful. As were everyone else of course.

Only bright spot in an otherwise abysmal 2 hours of cinematic shite was Elon Musk. As ever, he's interesting and fun to watch. The only actor to not utterly shame himself, although, he should still be spanked hard for taking a big fat payday to appear in such a mess.
by jacksyisaposer November 11, 2022
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Serial entrepreneur and visionary, leading humanity into the future.
Did you hear about this new awesome technology that will benefit us all?
Hell yeah, I hear the company behind it is run by Elon Musk. This guy makes things happen!
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A stupid a**hole dumbass person who wanted to take over Twitter and fires all of the innocent employees who worked for Twitter. He’s very greedy with money.
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Me: Yeah, fuck that. I don’t care
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The manly stench of a man named Elon Musk after he had worked 100 hours during the week and slept on the floor at Tesla.
As Elon Musk slept his usual two hours a week, a collection of Tesla engineers proceeded to sniff him, gaining knowledge of the universe through Elon's Musk.
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to overpromise and underdeliver. Derives from Elon Musk's fantastic ideas that sound good on paper. Such as boring tunnel which is a massive hazard, or cyber truck and roadster that were showcased but are still nowhere to be seen.
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a 50 year old man who still thinks the number 69420 is funny and try to connect brain to the intrernet and takes childrens childhood memories and replaces them tesla car ads. he is philanthropy basically falls into 3 parts

step 1 pledge to help step 2 enjoy the free media praise step 3 dont actually do anything to help. the guy is more interested in getting cars on board computer screens to play minecraft then he is in the cars most important saftey feautures. the guy also makes sleeping drugs and acohol which leads to brain damage . he also thinks he csn implement hs laws on mars and be the emperor of another planet.... dream on brain dead minus four hundred iq retard
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Dude I was Elon Musking all over this chic's face in my Kia Kona
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