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Elliot Minor

Rock band consisting of five public school boys from York.

Edward Hetherton hates references to him being a bear, don't do it.

Alex Davies loves playing the violin almost as much as smashing one up.

Ed Minton can't stand to make eye contact with anyone he knows whilst playing as it distracts him.

Dan Hetherton is in and out, he's getting around.

Ali Paul likes peacock porn.
"I've been clubbing with Elliot Minor after their gig."

I'm actually being serious, several times, but that's not the point, I just wanted to say something unteenie.
Elliot Minor by umbrella53 January 6, 2009

Elliot Minor

Band of 5 (fiiiit) Yorkshire lads, Greeaat music (Classical rock-pop) and they all have amazing personalities.
Lead singer & Guitar - Alex davies (oooft)
Second singer & Lead guitar - Ed Minton (Ooooofttt Ayeee.)
Keyboard - Ali Paul (Mmmm..)
Bass - Ed "Teddy" Hetherton (Yeshh)
Drums & backing vocals - Dan "Milky Bar Kid" Hetherton (Mmmmhhhmmm.)
Wow! Did you go to Elliot Minor's Manchester over 14s gig last night?! It was amazing!

I met Elliot Minor yesterday night! :O

Elliot Minor are my favourite band.

The Elliot Minor boys are Fit!!
Elliot Minor by Lorneeee. August 3, 2008

Elliot Minor

An awesome band that consist of Alex Davies (he's mine so back away...) Ed Minton, Teddy Hetherton, Ali Paul and Dan Hetherton. They're all amazing and pretty much all of their fans (apart from me) have met them.
Person A: OMG i met Elliot Minor.
Person B (me): NOOOOO! I'M MORE JEALOUS THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW!
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Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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