Elizabeth Gates

Punk-ass little bitch who thinks the world revolves around her. Dates guys for the money, then the dick, then dumps them for ugly fuck-asses named Adam. All around a dirty, dirty whore!

Damn that is some dirty snatch you might say! BROWN!

Oh me and Adam had sex at a bonfire then we slept in the back of his truck and got drunk. OO OO fuck me im a dirty Whore!

Elizabeth Gates by Redfan March 9, 2004

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skank skank skank... well else do you need to know except for biiiitch

prissy bitch

elizabeth gates by adam and adam March 10, 2004

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Elizabeth Gates

A dirty ass skank who thinks she's too good to work at Mcdonalds with the rest of us, enjoys whining about everything...also see prep

Don't be such a Beth!
instead of "Bitch" yell "BETH!!" really loud...it's a great insult.

Elizabeth Gates by Nicole March 10, 2004

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Elizabeth Gates

a stuck up, snobby ass, bitch who thinks she is better then everyone. a nasty whore only interested in getting dick. thinks 1990 riceburners are the greatest things in the world. who dates fucks named adam that look like her 8 year old brother.

sonnofa beth!
my ex-girlfriend cheated on me then broke up with me a week later. damn, you could say she just pulled a beth.
bitch

Elizabeth Gates by adam schuster March 8, 2004

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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