Ehlers

Like, but not relating to God and/or Jesus. One who will probably never die because heaven won't take them and hell is to afraid they'll take over.

Dude, your such an Ehlers

Ehlers by The Godpadre May 9, 2007

Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome 

A collagen disorder affecting roughly 1 in 5000 people to varying degrees. There are 4 "most common" types of Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS): Classical 1 & 2, Hypermobile and Vascular.

Because collagen is like the glue that holds the human body together, people with EDS almost always show marked joint hypermobility, eg. "double-jointedness". In its severe form, EDS causes frequent dislocations, because there is very little holding joints in place.

Tendons, ligaments, skin and internal tissues can be amazingly stretchy, but this also creates weakness, so sufferers' skin usually bruises, cuts and scars easily, as well as being unusually sensitive to heat and sunburn. Also, because our eyes are composed predominantly of collagen, sufferers are often short-sighted and have a high risk of glaucoma later in life.

The Classical types embody all of these symptoms. Type 1 is the name given to the more chronic cases, while Type 2 refers to those with less severe symptoms.

The Classical and Hypermobile types are very similar, however the Hypermobile type has loose joints as its most chronic symptom. Skin and organ problems are less severe in this type. Building lean muscle to protect and strengthen joints can greatly improve symptoms and reduce dislocations, while still allowing for increased mobility.

In the Vascular form, EDS affects the walls of veins and arteries, making them thin and extremely fragile. The vast majority of sufferers of this type die from cardiovascular complications before the age of 50.

It is also important to note that sufferers of the other 3 types are also at risk of cardiovascular problems.

For more information, contact the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome National Foundation (EDNF)

The majority of contortion artists have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, a collagen disorder which allows them to move their joints beyond the normal range of motion, but which also causes pain and a higher risk of injurious dislocations.

Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome by Kitty19891 June 17, 2009

Nikolaj Ehlers 

Nikolaj Ehlers is a Danish hockey player, #27 he plays left wing for the Winnipeg Jets. Nikolaj Ehlers is a phenomenal player and is extremely underrated by fans around the league. He's kinda the G.O.A.T and has one of the funniest on and off ice friendships with fellow Jet Patrik Laine. Nikolaj Ehlers is one of the best players the Jets have today, he's an amazing goal scorer and can make beautiful paces. The Jets need to make sure he stays on that team

Nikolaj Ehlers was on fire last game

Nikolaj Ehlers by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu March 7, 2019

Smelly Ehlert

A large, extremely viscous mass of human fecal matter left floating in the toilet. Smelly Ehlerts usually defy several attempts at flushing and have to be manually broken up.

"Dude, someone left a smelly ehlert in the second floor bathroom, and it stinks like hell."

Smelly Ehlert by The Master Passer March 18, 2005

Ehler 

Ehler is one of the sweetest boys you could ever meet. Meeting one is rare so make sure you appreciate him. He can be passive at times but if he's in the mood that can change quickly. Ehlers usually have a nice body and is extremely smart. He is scared of love, so show him you care.

Ehler is one in a billion

Ehler by Because why not? July 30, 2018

ellers 

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If you know an Ellers, how does it feel to have a friend who stares at walls 24/7? Don't worry, even though they are inclined to repeating this behavior, they are always paying attention to the conversation.

Ellers tries to start conversations herself but fails miserably, so they constantly make side comments in an attempt to make up for that!

Ellers holds their friendships and family close to their heart. They will always find ways to help other when they can because it brings them happiness :)

Ellers is very bad at giving hugs, but they try and that's what matters <3

Ellers is over there in the corner, staring at the wall. Go and say hi, they're really nice!

Ellers is so funny once you get to know her!

You have a friend named Ellers? POGCHAMP!

ellers by not ellers December 4, 2020

blake eilers 

The greatest duck hunter of all time everyone calls him voltron, but all his bitches call him Blake he owns lots of chickens and doesn't acknowledge the existence of females. Some say that voltron can communicate with his chickens telepathically and understand ducks. He studied on the Himalayan mountains for 3 years perfecting his goose noise. He can replicate any goose noise to a flying sound then a whole field of geese. As some say he is good at beating guys up at the local walmart . He is awesome and a member of the golden gods, along with his friends. Many that are around him say that he kickass at anything imaginable except for making friends with geese, due to the fact him and his accomplice hit one with a car and are possibly facing charges Few guys say "no homo but he is very hot"

(Blake eilers Goes to Walmart, then beats up a guy kickassedly)

blake eilers by troy fletch January 22, 2014