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eggs but not politicalt
egs are yummy
Egs by EGGSGKSGSGSGSG September 12, 2021
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EGS is an acronym for Epic Gamer Syndrome. Epic Gamer Syndrome is the syndrome in which you are an epic gamer.
Johnathan: Bro, I was diagnosed with EGS today...
Bob: What's EGS?
Johnathan: Epic Gamer Syndrome, dude.
EGS by BubbaJuice October 9, 2021
"Elitäre Gemeinschaft Speldorf", best Org in the northern Hemisphere
-Are you in 100 Thieves?
-Eat Shit im in the EGS
EGS by EGS TBone November 22, 2021

EGS UNITED 

A secret society/cult of immortal anthropomorphic eggs.
I’m going to an EGS UNITED meeting today.
EGS UNITED by Wide Eg December 17, 2020
egs dee is when XD just isn't good enough
egs dee by an actual lemon January 11, 2017

enfield grammar egs 

battyman yard where thers some fresh shiny balhead yute who licks up mandems battycrease in school toilets
the balhead yute who works in enfield grammar egs "wag1 g time for ur blowjob for not behaving in class"

the balhead yute "BIGMAN HURRY UP MANS GOT MORE KIDS TO TOUCH AT 5 PM STRIP UR PANTS DOWN U PATTY"
"the student allow me fam my uncle tickles mans clart in fridays anyways"

the balhead yute "swear????? say no more bossman tell ur uncle to be at yard at friday me and him will do up a threesome and tell him to bring the 20 inch rubber dildo ur gonna be feeling it all up ur batty friday"
"the student allow it u pussyo my uncle will skin ur fat fucking bolohead u neek"
balhead yute "snm g bun taking ur pants down ur holding my fat white corn right now right here u pussyo out here thinking u can chat to man like tht"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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