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A FICTIONAL character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. He is a vampire who does not feed off human blood and sparkles like a diamond in the sun.

His hobbies include watching his 100 year younger girlfriend sleep, watching said girl through others' minds, keeping his virginity, being over-protective, committing suicide and fighting with werewolves.

Many girls have fallen in love with Edward, for he seems to possess some of the best qualities in a man. Countless teenagers have broken up with their boyfriends for not "being more like Edward".

Edward is: a stalker, pedophile, abusive, creepy and really sketchy. But he's sexy, compassionate, intense, stubborn, gorgeous, intelligent, mature and undead.
Edward Cullen is in love with Bella Swan. Good luck, cause she is one whiny chick.
by QuoteGirl December 28, 2009
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Sparkling vagina. Not a vampire. Not a fairy. Not the "perfect gentleman". Just a huge, sparkling, vagina.
Obessed teen girl: "Omg, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire ever!!"
Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."
by Aunty Pebblz July 25, 2010
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a fucking piece of bull shit. He's from a fucking book. Not even worth calling a real vampire - a disgrace.
"OMG! I LIKE LOOOVE Edward Cullen. He is SOO HAWT!!

shut up bitch, its a stupid book charactor. get a life.
by FUCKINGCHUCKNORIS November 11, 2008
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A complete an utter disappointment to vampires everywhere. Why you ask? Here are a few reasons:
-He fucking sparkles.
-He pervs on young women (and men for all we know)
-He has commitment issues ("Bella I love, Bella I'm leaving" ... I mean come on dude, make up your fucking mind!)
-He is a 'vegetarian vampire.'
-He is 'to good for anyone.' AKA he is full of himself.
There are so many more but I just do not have time to name all the crappy things about him.
There is a creepy guy in my room last night who was watching me sleep." ... "Oh it must have been Edward Cullen.
by AlphaWolfMika January 26, 2011
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A fag who plans to find over 9000 of the fangirls who masturbate to images of his shrimpdick and cum colored face and then fucks a gay cowboy and dies of AIDS.

And then he will rise from the dead and Anonymous will cut his penis off and then proceed to rub their genitals on his face and then set his faggot body on fire and the world will continue as it was before the fat Mormon who created the monstrosity known as Twilight became known to the current world.

Then the war on Hot Topic and emo children will once again rage on.

The end.
Prima: Edward Cullen is such a faggot.
Secunda: O RLY?
Prima: YA RLY.
Secunda: NO WAI!!11!
(Bricks are shat as Secunda then proceeds to divide by zero.)
by Afroduck's Sidekick February 16, 2009
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Fangirl: EhMaGawd i just luv Edward Cullen!!!!

Fanboy: Trust me, you don't have a chance!

Normal person: *Shoots them and then self*

Crowd: *Awards aforementioned normal person a medal of honor in combat*
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