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eddie murphy 

Best comedian to ever stand up, by far although he isnt as funny as he used to be, but fair enough the guy was born in 1961.
his 1987 Raw video and 1983 Delirious show are the best.
watch them!
eddie murphy at his best...
"I have a few rules when I'm up here... Also, faggots aren't allowed to look at my ass while I'm onstage. That's why I keep moving when I'm up here. You don't know where the faggot section is, so I keep moving."
eddie murphy by skitchyboy July 16, 2008

eddie murphy 

When your taking a shit, and it hits the water and splashes back (just like Eddie's career).
eddie murphy by SurferX May 27, 2008

eddie murphy 

A comedian who USED to be funny.
What happened Eddie? Did Daddy Day Care kill your career?
eddie murphy by Alomar January 26, 2005

Eddie Murphy 

High quality marijuana that leaves you and all of your friends smiling like Eddie Murphy.
Person 1:Wanna chill later?
Person 2:Yeah man, I got a Dub of Eddie Murphy.
Person 1:This is going to be a great day.
Eddie Murphy by iKushZ x January 14, 2011

Eddie Murphy 

A mixed drink consisting of Orange Soda and Vanilla Vodka on the rocks.
I asked for an Eddie Murphy and the bartender returned a blank stare.

Eddie Murphy 

A comedian who used to be funny in the 80s with "Beverly Hills Cop" and "Coming to America". Now he is generally unfunny and plays that annoying donkey on "Shrek". Eddie Murphy's hobbies include tranny chasing and knocking up Spice Girls.
Eddie Murphy had a baby with Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown named Angel Iris "Spawn of Spice" Murphy Brown.
Eddie Murphy by Auntie Olathe August 1, 2007