Eben

1. chinese for abnormally retarded

by ryan August 21, 2003

Eben

1) See SHUMP
2) See CUTTY
3) Self righteous, pompous, know-it-all. Like's to begin sentences with "The thing about (insert subject here) is..." in a tone that suggests complete knowledge of the subject.

Eben is a shump.

by Banjo Q Pussywhistle April 8, 2003

Eben

A horny fellow with a cheap ass personality. Can often be spotted with anime figures and many used condoms strewn around his room.

Guy: "Hey did you hear about Eben?"
Girl: "No what happened?"
Guy: "He be frothing from the balls with precum."

by ChaesNobruh January 19, 2020

Eben

EBEN IS A DIRTY PIG. EBEN NEEDS TO WASH HIS HANDS

EBEN IS VERY UNHYGIENIC

by maddi_dp <3 December 10, 2021

good ebening

word that my brudda emery uses for evening. any don that don’t use this from now on is clapped g

‘good ebening i am unai emery and i just fakked yo maddas clunge fam, EMERY IN BLOODCLAATYANG!!’

by strainyyy November 18, 2019

Eben Franckewitz

Eben Franckewitz is a great singer, and DJ. He also gives the BEST hugs, has an amazing smile and he could be a model.

Eben Franckewitz is the type of guy you wanna hangout with all the time.

by MikiBen October 15, 2017

Eben Pratt

Worlds greatest Ginger, bar none

Dude, Eben Pratt said hi to me the other day. I feel so honored

by ohyup? July 15, 2010