A person who masturbates to pictures of used underwear auctions on ebay possibly because they cannot access any other internet porn or because they have a used underwear fetish.
by Rut January 29, 2006
A person missing a few braincells who bids on an item before the last few minutes. Great for the seller not so great for the buyers including the EW themselves
"Hey Jeff you get that signed Star Wars trainset you were after in the end?"
"No the Ebay Wankers strikes back."
"No the Ebay Wankers strikes back."
by beyoncesbitch January 11, 2012