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Eating in the Dog 

Eating in the dog occurs when the woman is on the bed on all 4's like a dog. The man approaches the bed and with a slight bend at the waist goes in and eats.
Honey, go wash your asshole I'm eating in the dog tonight!

Eating Chicken in the Hood 

Eating chicken in the Hood is what a typical gangsta/black dude/cool kid does in his off time. They go to their local KFC and order takeout. Afterwards, they head back to the Hood and party with other gangstas/friends/cool kids. While they feast on the chicken, they also listen to Mo Bamba. After "eating chicken in the hood," they either....

A) Head back to their turfs (@Gangsta)
B) Head to the basketball court and shoot some hoops while listening to Born to Ball (@Black Dude)
C) Spend the rest of the day making dumb KFC jokes (@Cool Kid)

My Baller Rap About Eating Chicken In The Hood:
©2019

Eat that chicken,
Eat it good.
Eat it like you eat it,
In the hood.
Eat to fast and bust your gut,
Finger-licking chicken.

(Feel free to use my rap, just as long as you don't claim it for yourself)
D.D. was eating chicken in the hood.
I love eating chicken in the hood.
How does Big Chungus not love eating chicken in the hood?
I love eating chicken in the hood, and you should too!
My girlfriend doesn't like eating chicken in the hood! My now EX girlfriend still hates eating chicken in the hood!

Eating Poop In My Sleep 

Eating poop in your sleep means you should buy Hayden Odion CarX Drift Racing Online
"Hey how was last night?"
"I was Eating Poop In My Sleep"
"You should buy Hayden Odion CarX Drift Racing Online"
Eating Poop In My Sleep by Oofboyei December 26, 2021

eating ass in the bag 

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
eating ass in the bag by secisfun January 26, 2021

Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii 

Low key aka on the DL performing fellatio on an islander. Usually considered of the homosexual nature.
Bob: "Does John have a timeshare in Honolulu? I swear ever he started hanging out with that fellow Kaui, he doesn't want to hang out because he's 'always busy eating ice cream in Hawaii'."