Wiping out hardcore in a public place with no hope of a graceful recovery.
Man, did you see Kayla eating shit last night at the club. Her face was all fucked up this morning.
by Rastaman 2 September 13, 2009
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A term popularly used in Miami that means not doing anything.
Person A- "what are you doing?"
Person B- "Nothing just here eating shit."
by Berlice March 31, 2008
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Like getting fucked over when you crash and it is very paintful
Example 1

Brenda-How did your skate boarding go?

Jim-Oh it was bad i ate shit

Example 2

Brenda-Jim looks like he's hurt

James-He's eating shit
by Alex Choni August 2, 2008
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Having a really bad day.
John's girlfriend broke up with him, his mother died in a car crash, and he lost his job; today, John was eating shit.
by mrshiteater April 5, 2010
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Common phrase to implore someone to eat your feces. Usually because they stole from you or because they are a pedophile. Only to be used before you call his wife a cunt even if she is a total cunt.
If you can get that guy to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT, maybe he will get some closure and move on by getting a job and not stalking all his neighbors. Eat Shit dude!!
by cuntlisa April 1, 2018
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A phrase which has two common usages:

A: A phrase that connotates that somebody is angry at you. The literal meaning of this phrase doesn't really apply so much as the figurative insult that it delivers in a vulgar format. See: "Fuck you." And "Get fucked." for similar meanings.

B: To fall with intensity, smack against the ground, a wall, the dirt, or to otherwise collide with a solid surface against your will.
"Yeah, whatever. Eat shit, Josh."

"No, I fucking ate shit this morning! Josh pushed me!"
by Adam Samuel August 17, 2020
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1. (slang) To have some sort of accident
2. Literally to eat some sort of feces
1. That turn was so sharp it made him eat shit.
2. Why does your dog eat shit?
by John D August 24, 2003
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