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eat one for the team

When a significant other's weight can be questionable, the need to help eat their food so that they won't.
Guy 1: Dude, I thought you didn't like apple pie?
Guy 2: I don't, but Jen was getting it regardless so I had to eat one for the team.
eat one for the team by jamcan162 January 16, 2010

eat me out like one of your french girls 

A sentence that girls use to say they want to have sex with him.
Girl:Oh my god he's so cute
Girl 2:I want him to eat me out like one of his french girls
Boy:Do you want to have sex with me?
Girl 2:Yes!
Girl:Eat me out like one of your french girls!

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares 

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail
person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares
To be rejected by a group or collection of people simultaneously
Trent bought a caprice so we Eatoned him clean out of the group
Eatoned by SlowGL July 4, 2023