EAT MY CHEESE 

WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE CHEESE, YOU SAY EAT MY CHEESE.

YO, BOB! EAT MY CHEESE!

EAT MY CHEESE by I LIKE CHEEEZE October 4, 2019

please dont eat my cheese 

an epresion usualy said when someones cheese is being eaten. the epresion could varry however from "i would verry much apreciate it if you did not injest my moldy cow milk." to "put my cheese down before i blow a fucking hole in the side of your head bitch!" the epresion "please dont eat my cheese" could be acompanied with sobbing, angry grunting, or an ocasional wimper.

bob: yum this cheese shur is good! greg: please dont eat my cheese.

please dont eat my cheese by Daniil fortygin 2006 May 16, 2006

eat cheese and crawl up my ass 

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.

Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...

eat cheese and crawl up my ass by DrSamba December 15, 2008