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easy bake 

cheap edibles made with really shitty weed specifically baked in an easy bake oven
do you have any easy bake, bro?”
easy bake by rocksnsticks December 20, 2019

easy bake 

a way to describe a previous marijuana usage where the smoker was forced to smoke a miniscule amount of bud
i wanted to get all dutched out before school but bob's broke ass only had enough to easy bake

Easy Bake 

Someone who just can't hide their high.
"That bitch Michelle Long is an easy bake!"
Easy Bake by OG Da Homie February 10, 2010

Easy Bake 

Farting in front of the electric heater/ fire place, causing the gas and smell to fill the entire room. An open room Dutch Oven.
That silent but deadly you let out in front of the heat filed the room with like someone was baking brownies in the Easy Bake Oven
Easy Bake by Billy Bowleegs December 13, 2014

Easy Bake Oven 

go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the dryer will let it!
"Motherfucker shit on my house, so I easy bake oven'd his ass"
Easy Bake Oven by mitdoss June 26, 2008

Easy Bake Hoe 

Easy Bake Hoe is a female that you tried to turn into a house wife that just can't cook shit. The only thing she knows how to cook is things that can go in a microwave or easy bake oven. Never try to turn a hoe into a housewife, it just won't work and you end up with a Easy Bake Hoe and starving.
Cheyanna is a Easy Bake Hoe she can't even cook macaroni.

I'm hungry and can't go home to a nice cooked meal, cause I married a Easy Bake Hoe.
Easy Bake Hoe by Ambizness June 12, 2018