by America Lover 🇺🇸 April 21, 2019
Holiday that celebrates Jesus' respawning.
by :/ August 7, 2004
A DEVILISH HOLIDAY MADE TO MURDER INNOCENT EGGS BY PLAYING MANY GAMES, FOR EXAMPLE THERES A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA FIND THE EGGS HIDDENT BY EVIL AND HEARTLESS MONSTERS AND THEN EAT THEM (if they are chocolate eggs). AND THERES ALSO A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA HOLD AN EGG WITH YOUR SPOON SO IT DOESN'T CRACK AND DIE, YES PEOPLE, DIE.
by GiantEnemyAnt February 22, 2022
The holiday celebrated for the day in which Jesus's pet rabbit mysteriously laid eggs and painted them strange colors to hide them from the evil Jews.
by Mosier17 May 21, 2007
It obviously is an adjective that is better than best.
Good Friday... Easter Sunday.
Jesus died on good Friday, but it was even BETTER when he came back to life.
So Easter > Absolute Best.
Good Friday... Easter Sunday.
Jesus died on good Friday, but it was even BETTER when he came back to life.
So Easter > Absolute Best.
"Hey man, you going to church for Good Friday?"
"No, way, I'm saving all my church time for Easter Sunday, it's better."
"No, way, I'm saving all my church time for Easter Sunday, it's better."
by Vinwayne April 10, 2009
A holiday featuring fertility symbols such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white that pagans celebrate, named in honor of the godess of fertility known as Eostre, Astarte, Ashtoreth, Isis, Vishnu, Venus, etc. depending on when and where the pagan is from.
Nowadays, most of the pagans pretend that Easter has something to do with Jesus so they can pretend to be Christians. They've already given Christendom such a bad name doing things like this that it isn't even worth their effort to pretend to be Christian any more, so they only continue the custom out of habit.
Nowadays, most of the pagans pretend that Easter has something to do with Jesus so they can pretend to be Christians. They've already given Christendom such a bad name doing things like this that it isn't even worth their effort to pretend to be Christian any more, so they only continue the custom out of habit.
I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend Easter has something to do with Jesus.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
The celebration of a bearded man called Jesus Christ, who died on a cross and rose again, resulting in future workplaces and schools closing while people eat chocolate Easter eggs.
by Jane Wellington January 5, 2004