A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.
Person 1: "Dude, this chick just sent nudes."
Person 2: "Ew. She's such an Earl Rider."
by _Diesel_ November 12, 2016
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A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.
Person 1: "Dude, this chick just sent nudes."
Person 2: "Ew. She's such an Earl Rider."
by _Diesel_ November 12, 2016
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A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.
Person 1: "Dude, this chick just sent nudes."
Person 2: "Ew. She's such an Earl Rider."
by _Diesel_ November 12, 2016
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When someone is small, but has a large temper and is easily angered.
Jesus Christ he is such a Matthew Earl!
by Fats and Clive January 21, 2018
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In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.
"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."
by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019
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When a group of dominant males pull their goalies into a water gun, and the lesser male takes the gun to the nearby old folks home and sprays the oldest slut there
Rick, john, Mathew, Ryan, tony and mike all fired their knuckle children in this water gun! Make that bitch chew on their dirty earls!
by Ballsdeepinthatslut February 19, 2014
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