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Dutch Sandwich 

A legal tax dodge also called the Double Irish. Profits are sent to Ireland which has a high tax rate. But, Ireland doesn't tax some payments made to other EU states, so the money is sent to a shell in the Netherlands. The Dutch have very low tax laws, so it is home free. The money is then routed to an Irish-owned subsidieary in Bermuda which is why it is called Double Irish. The corporation has only paid 0.2% of taxes in this process. What a deal!
Google made billions of dollars on it's overseas investments but used the Dutch Sandwich to pay a total of 2.5% in taxes on the profits!
Dutch Sandwich by CrazyManNo9B December 28, 2010
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Dutch sandwich 

The act of have a sex sandwich with a mother and daughter who's combined weight is over 400 lbs
Chris ordered up a dutch sandwich after Sean left for work.
Dutch sandwich by Jeanette February 16, 2004

Double Irish with a Dutch Sandwich 

A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.
We just got away with tax evasion! Let's have a double Irish with a Dutch sandwich to celebrate!

Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich 

An accounting strategy used by hundreds of US based corporations to reduces taxes by routing profits through Irish subsidiaries and the Netherlands and then to the Caribbean.
XYZ corporation used the Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich accounting technique to avoid $100M in US corporate taxes last year.

Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich 

It´s when someone opens a baked potato, farts in it and closes it a gain really quick.
"I already had something to eat."
What did you eat?
"I ate a Double Irish With a Dutch Sandwich."
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