When two people sit face to face, one on the others lap and defecate into the toilet basin at the same time, legs spread in all four directions forming a windmill.
“Hey Gaz are you going to be long in there, I’m touching cloth here mate?”
“Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.
“Sorry buddy I’m having a real battle with this one, I’ll be a while yet, but feel free to come on in and Dutch windmill with me if you can’t wait any longer.
by Guignol September 12, 2021
After finishing in your girl arse hole, you take your cock out, look in the mirror, and spin your dick in a windmill as you paint/fan shit all over wall
by Submarine Hunter July 4, 2020
Bro 1: "you guys want to do a dutch windmill."
Bro 2: "No man, thats gay."
Bro 3: "its only gay if you stare while doing it."
Bro 2: "No man, thats gay."
Bro 3: "its only gay if you stare while doing it."
by spooderman February 21, 2015
This is a sex position requiring at least two men, and another worthy participant.
Man A gives Man B a reach-around (meaning Man A puts his penis in Man B's butt as Man B has his back to Man A)
and as Man B's penis is spinning like a dutch windmill in a hurricane, Man/Woman C puts her face right into the line of fire...leaving a giant mushroom tattoo in the facial region.
And she is now left with "The Dutch Windmill" on her face.
Man A gives Man B a reach-around (meaning Man A puts his penis in Man B's butt as Man B has his back to Man A)
and as Man B's penis is spinning like a dutch windmill in a hurricane, Man/Woman C puts her face right into the line of fire...leaving a giant mushroom tattoo in the facial region.
And she is now left with "The Dutch Windmill" on her face.
Frat Bro: "Dude, what happened to your face?"
Your sister: "Shit. I got smashed yesterday, and I must have gotten "The Dutch Windmill"
Your sister: "Shit. I got smashed yesterday, and I must have gotten "The Dutch Windmill"
by Brandon DUH January 30, 2009
Hey, how was it last night with Jake?
Oh lol, not great. He was so baked he was basically Dutch windmilling it.
Oh lol, not great. He was so baked he was basically Dutch windmilling it.
by tanya hardon July 2, 2020
The act of whilst being inside a man (either via penile insertion or pegging) the man in front proceeds to spin his dick like a windmill
by Cambo_Clown December 11, 2021