dustie the dog

a dog who has crooked teeth, an underbite, and a lazy eye who also acts very stupid all the time

Friend 1: “come meet my dog! he is such a dustie!”
friend 2: “oh yeah he is a dustie the dog!”

by lemaighphoe April 22, 2023

Dusty Fish

A sexual manuever/prank where you take a pinch of dirt or sand and sprinkle it in the pussy, then immediately start fingerbanging the fuck out of it.

Bethenny's pussy was pretty sore after the dusty fish I gave her.

by Dr. Ducky November 30, 2020

dusty gopher

When you fuck an old lady and pull out and there is dust all over your dick

Example: Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

by Dustygopher69 August 19, 2015

dusty gopher

When you fuck an old lady and you pull out and there is dust on your dick

Tim-"I banged Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Nice, did you get a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

by Dustygopher69 August 20, 2015

dusty dime

A fairly attractive older lady who obviously used to be a dime piece back in the day.

"Yo, check out that milf"
"Yeah she is a dusty dime alright"

"Yo, check out that milf"
"Yeah she is a dusty dime"

"Yo, have you seen the bikini photos of Jack's mom?"
"Yeah dude she is a dusty dime alright "

by Keiththeturk August 25, 2015

dusty frog

The worst insult you could say to a person

“You’re such a dusty frog dude!”

by Beep_8339 December 30, 2022

Dusty Squirrel

This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.

Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.

by Cheldrainos June 18, 2019