Dustes

A person who eats Cheetos or Doritos then proceeds to suck/lick the dust off their fingers as though they were giving their fingers a blowjob.

Did you see that guy go down on his fingers after eating Doritos?

Yeah he's such a Dustes.

by FartmasterD November 13, 2009

dusted chimp

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.

Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.

by Pale Rider August 4, 2007

Dusted and Disgusted

The ash of the CANNABIS..what's left in your piece, bowl after toking

As the bowl was passed to me it was all ash DUSTED AND DISGUSTED

by ClassicRonnie June 19, 2019

[Dustey]

Dust cleaner, or dust remover, used in reference when sniffing it. It numbs you for 30 seconds. When combined with other drugs, enhances and alters feelings.

person one:"Ay let's chill today"
person two:"Aight but first we have to stop by staples for that good dustey"

by Fruitfly!! January 3, 2009

Biscuit Duster

Another word for a Gay man's mustache. This means the gay man likes to toss his partners salad thus calling his mustache a biscuit duster. (Biscuit=Butt)

Jordan and Timmy are going to have extra fun tonight since Jordan grew out his "Biscuit Duster".

by SassyJax01 November 3, 2011

dusts my doilies

That feeling you get when immature blue hedgehogs get on your nerves

"Oh! He really dusts my doilies!"

by TheHeavenlyBuddy August 6, 2016

Nigger 99 with a Feather Duster

What got BT banned from DLive.

Florida Lady: "Man, this dude is drunker than a nigger 99 with a feather duster."
BT: "A nigger 99 with a feather duster?"
*Banned*

by BT's Box March 5, 2020