Noun: A small bong of marijuana.
"Do you want a stonker?" "No I want a durpa."
by Long Rod Von Hugen Dong69 October 18, 2013
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Said when you have nothing else to say about a matter and when no-one else has a clue.
Bill Gates: Durpa Durpa... of course windows has more viruses than Mac's more people use PC's.

Steve Jobs: Durpa Durpa It's due to their being so much poorly written code there so many viruses.

Bill Gates: Durpa Durpa lower the price of Mac's make them more user friendly and then we'll see what system is more popular.
by SaberTurbo February 28, 2010
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n. A female that is unusually ugly, and/or fat. This breed of female is so ugly that one glance from her would make any mans cock shrivel up and hide like a frightened box turtle. This breed of female is so fat that smoke bellows from the thigh area of her stretch pants due to friction from her cellulite coated cottage cheese thighs. Durpas commonly have FUPA's.

A prefix or suffix may be added onto the word if the female in question is particularly hideous and/or fat. Examples of suffixes are durpa-saurus, durparantula, etc. Examples of prefixes are three toed durpa, giga-durpa, or triceradurpa.
Person A:"Awwww shit man. Look at that nasty bitch."
Person B: "Good God! We have a Durpa-saurus Rex on our hands here!"
by LUEcifer November 30, 2005
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A DARPA bootleg from visual novel and anime Steins;Gate 0.
DURPA stands for Defense Ultimate Research Projects Agency
by pavlukivan June 14, 2018
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Beautiful women born in Sweden of Aremenian descent
She was Urpa Durpa Man!!!
by noops D June 9, 2017
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