Durfing

The act of masturbating while in a headstand position against a wall. The art is in the ability to gracefully avoid semen at time of ejaculation. Common sport in Oregon.

Austin Little is an olympic-level competitor in durfing.

by Oz416 September 21, 2009

durf

a bent wiener.

the fat chick gave me a durf.

by nathan November 10, 2003

durf

one who acts without regard to common sense.

Steve is such a durf.

by Durf November 26, 2005

durfing

V. The act of combining the activity of taking a dump and surfing the internet simutaneously, most commonly by using a wireless connection.

dude i poped a huge bloodwood while durfing the nizzet

by tron July 29, 2004

durf

the equivalent of duh or obviously

Anonymous- hey, are you going to the mall later?
Me- Durf!

by lalerz February 7, 2010

Durfing

The act of being very hungover. You wake up and know that you need water but you feel that if you drink any you will get the hot spits. Durfing often leads to becoming hungry towards the end of the durf day. When you order food, you cant actually eat it because you will vomit. If you get very drunk the night before the durf, it is not terribly uncommon to have a 2 day durf.

OMG dude i am durfing so hard today... I should not have had that second half gallon last night. How is your durf?

by bentl1jb January 8, 2011

durf

someone who is extremely retarded.............no clue what is going on...........

1:What today's homework?
2: Read page 50
1:like as in read 50 pages?
2: No u durf!!!!!!

by BHSGAl February 9, 2008