To depart by turning perpendicular to your audience, and moving forward un-waveringly to your next engagement. Full termination of eye contact and an expressionless face are key. Most practical when used in video chats.
Imma Dumbledore Out to grab a drink.
by TaintTantrum September 15, 2019
When an author pretends, or claims a character is gay without actually having the character be gay. Often associated with queer baiting.
Minna- Hey, so are any of your characters ACTUALLY gay?
John- My character Donald is gay!
Minna- Yeah, but there's no indication in your book that he is, no hints, no mentions. Let me guess, he's Dumbledore gay.
John- My character Donald is gay!
Minna- Yeah, but there's no indication in your book that he is, no hints, no mentions. Let me guess, he's Dumbledore gay.
by witchwatch December 6, 2016
Dumbledore Protection is a very good and useful system created by two intelligent girls. Dumbledore Protection has nothing to do with Harry Potter, not usually, anyways.
Dumbledore Protection (D.P) is a system that is used quite simply. If you want to do something that you may find difficult (ie. talk to your crush), you can say "I will talk to (crushes name) tomorrow. DUMBLEDORE PROTECTION." The moment that the phrase passes your lips it means YOU MUST do that deed or very very bad things will happen (bad luck for 10 years, or other unfortunate events)
There is only a few exceptions where these unfortunate events will not happen, like if your crush isn't at school the day you promised Dumbledore to talk to him. This is okay because it is not your fault, the only thing is you MUST talk to him the next day, or whenever it is that you next see him.
D.P works. It is beautiful.
Dumbledore Protection (D.P) is a system that is used quite simply. If you want to do something that you may find difficult (ie. talk to your crush), you can say "I will talk to (crushes name) tomorrow. DUMBLEDORE PROTECTION." The moment that the phrase passes your lips it means YOU MUST do that deed or very very bad things will happen (bad luck for 10 years, or other unfortunate events)
There is only a few exceptions where these unfortunate events will not happen, like if your crush isn't at school the day you promised Dumbledore to talk to him. This is okay because it is not your fault, the only thing is you MUST talk to him the next day, or whenever it is that you next see him.
D.P works. It is beautiful.
"I'm going to ask him out on friday, Dumbledore protection! Nothing I can say will disregard this, because I just swore to Dumbledore that I will do it."
by LILDGAL April 2, 2009
An expression used as a false spoiler following the name of a character from a movie, show, book, etc. Refers to the ending of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
John: Did you see Heroes last night?
Jack: Oh shit I missed it, don't spoil it for me.
John: Sylar kills Dumbledore.
Jack: Oh shit I missed it, don't spoil it for me.
John: Sylar kills Dumbledore.
by rane0 March 10, 2009
To be part of "Dumnbledore's Army" is to be gay. Popularized since J.K. Rowling's announcement that Dumbledore is gay.
by Jman077 October 25, 2007
The army of dumb whores.
They steal your boyfriends and call you fat.
They do whatever the Main Dumbledore says.
What bitches D:
They steal your boyfriends and call you fat.
They do whatever the Main Dumbledore says.
What bitches D:
girl: lalalal -happy-
maindumbledore: ew.
dumbledore2: YEAH, ew!
girl: T__T
dumbledore3: yea!
maindumbledore: your FAT!
dumbledore2: yea! ew! fat!
girl: O___O
randomperson: wow! its dumbledore's army! :D
maindumbledore: :D
maindumbledore: ew.
dumbledore2: YEAH, ew!
girl: T__T
dumbledore3: yea!
maindumbledore: your FAT!
dumbledore2: yea! ew! fat!
girl: O___O
randomperson: wow! its dumbledore's army! :D
maindumbledore: :D
by squirrelaidsftw March 7, 2010
(guy walks in) Me: so what da ya think?
You: what da ya mean?
Me: is he Dumbledore's Army or no?
You: He's definately family.
You: what da ya mean?
Me: is he Dumbledore's Army or no?
You: He's definately family.
by waldie October 28, 2007