dry puss

The term given to a condition preventing someone from having fun or being enthusiastic.

He's not going out tonight--must have a serious case of dry puss.

by Chadstick January 03, 2008

dry dry puss

A very yeasty puss.

Dude did you fuck Brenda last night.
No she had dry dry puss.

by Lecod Ghoul August 22, 2018

dry dry puss

When your pussy is as dry as Dry Dry Desert from Mario Kart. A.k.a. not yeet enough.

I lost my virginity to this dry dry pussy. I took that "l."

by Mr. Magic Furry August 22, 2018