A hilarious 2024-2025 parody of the hyper-disrespectful gold-digging "sparkle sparkle" entitlement movement promoted on social media by toxic feminazis. It exposes the crazy entitlement of high-bodycount gold-digging feminist hoes who manipulate men into paying for all of their expenses like their hair, nails, brows & lashes appointments, rent or mortgage payments, car payments, insurance payments, etc. in exchange for days with her. Sparkle Sparkle is basically prostitution by another name. Drizzle Drizzle makes fun of that feminazi absurdity.
So I went on a first date with Karen, but she actually expected me to pay for the meal, and she didn't offer to pay for my car payment, car Insurance, gas, rent, and my new Jordans so I could be there for her on this date. So I told her she's obviously broke, and I got up and left drizzle drizzle.
by TheLightofTruth January 9, 2025
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Get the drizzle drizzle mug.by danielllllllllllllllllllllll April 17, 2024
Get the drizzle drizzle mug.The words a man uses when they are offended that young women do not find them attractive. Either because of low finances or because they are if age to have prostate issues and only leak when they pee instead of having a steady flow. Often used in response to "Sprinkle sprinkle."
The ladies who we cant afford say "Sprinkle sprinkle," I cant compete with masculine men so I just match the feminine energy and say "drizzle drizzle".
by EsQue April 24, 2024
Get the drizzle drizzle mug.Like 'sprinkle sprinkle' but for the men, especially for the kings in their soft boy era. Popularized by viral TikTok star @ScarfaceMark giving modern day dating advice to men, this term is used as a closing remark or emphasis similar to 'blessings'.
Bro 1: So it's our first month moving in, and my girl asks me if I have my half of the rent.
Bro 2: For real? The disrespect tho... If she says she wants you in her life, she should be paying the bills. Periodt. If she's broke, she needs to get her money up because she is not ready for a relationship. She's a bum and you deserve better, king. Drizzle Drizzle
Bro 2: For real? The disrespect tho... If she says she wants you in her life, she should be paying the bills. Periodt. If she's broke, she needs to get her money up because she is not ready for a relationship. She's a bum and you deserve better, king. Drizzle Drizzle
by MusashiM5 April 2, 2024
Get the drizzle drizzle mug.The opposite of Sprinkle Sprinkle; a way of giving financial-oriented dating advice to the girls (gold diggers). A catch phrase when talking about broke dusty men who have nothing to offer financially. Drizzle Drizzle is about equality. Which guy wants to be with a broke dusty girl? Drizzle Drizzle. If she's not pulling her weight someone else will.
I went to a restaurant with this girl and she asked aren't you going to pay for the meal?
I said WHAT??? ✨ Drizzle Drizzle ✨ I got ready for you, drove us here, and you want me to pay for the food. You could just say you're broke.. Blocked her immediately
I said WHAT??? ✨ Drizzle Drizzle ✨ I got ready for you, drove us here, and you want me to pay for the food. You could just say you're broke.. Blocked her immediately
by Soft Guy April 22, 2024
Get the drizzle drizzle mug.Drizzle Drizzle Definition: Hypocritical and oblivious to their position.
Example: A man says a woman has to be attractive, a provider, able to his bills, have a nice house, take him shopping, take him on trips, a good job. All the things women list as requirements for men to date them.
Example: A man says a woman has to be attractive, a provider, able to his bills, have a nice house, take him shopping, take him on trips, a good job. All the things women list as requirements for men to date them.
by AMG2266 April 22, 2024
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