Drake and Josh

A comedy about two opposites that become live-in stepbrothers. One of the greatest, funniest shows Nickelodeon ever produced for the generation of kids born in the mid-late 90's. The laugh tracks were actually played during funny moments, not after every other fucking word like they're played on iCarly, Victorious, and the other shit Nickelodeon calls tv these days. Also known as the last quality sitcom on Nickelodeon until it was cancelled in 2008.

Excerpt from Drake and Josh:

Mrs. Hayfer: Why don't you tell the class your favorite novel from the 20th century?
Drake: Uh, Catcher in the Rye.
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong.
Drake: But...but you just asked....
Mrs. Hayfer: Wrong!
Drake: But you...
Mrs. Hayfer: Was I speaking to you?

by nicklover95 June 16, 2011

Drake and Josh

After Nickelodeon's downfall from the 1990's, aside from Invader Zim, the only watchable thing on Nickelodeon. Admittedly funny. Cancelled in 2007, like every other good or at least okay show on Nickelodeon.

Drake and Josh is pretty decent for Nickelodeon's recent TV shows.

by blarghle August 7, 2009

Drake and Josh

Well, I never thought that it'd be so simple, but
I found a way, I found a way
And I always thought that it'd be too crazy, but
I found a way, I found a way

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around

Verse 2
Now that I know that anything's possible
I found a way, I found a way
No one can break what's so unbreakable
I found a way, I found a way

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around

Bridge
No one cares
What you give
You know you gotta live like you wanna live
When it's time
To be free
You know you gotta be what you wanna be

Pre-Chorus
If you open up your mind
See what's inside

Chorus
It's gonna take some time to realign
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find
Over your shoulder you know that I told you
I'll always be pickin' you up when you're down
So just turn around, ooh

"Drake and Josh suck me dick"

by truegrit__ May 7, 2020

Drake and Josh

The term for a great rack

"Damn, that girls got some real Drake and Josh's

by Bobby Fa Lay December 5, 2016

Drake from drake and josh

The kinda bad boy you can bring home to your mom but then go out and get drunk with jamming out to his band an hour later

I wanna guy like drake from drake and josh

by nickjonasisbae January 1, 2020

Drake and Joshing

Drake and Joshing is the act of teasing in a playful way.

Mason: Dude I just told your mom you're gay!
Nashat: What seriously?!
Mason: Nah I'm just Drake and Joshing you!

by DxTruePussySlayingNiggletxD October 8, 2017

Drake and Joshin

When you're messin/just joshin around with someone, but you don't really mean it. You're simply drake and joshin them

Ted: Yo breh, I saw your sister last night and I totally banged her poonnanny

Miguel: No way man, you've gotta be fucking kidding me, that is nasty

Ted: Nah, I'm just drake and joshin you lol

by Roger Kago April 17, 2009