The sound made by a jack-ass who feels the urge to start whistling in a public area such as a library, at work, or even in line at the store, regardless of how irritating it is to those that surround him. Often accompanied by tapping on whatever is in front of them. Made all the worse in recent years by the fact that every other tv, radio and internet video advertisement seems to have a whistler in the background music.
I can't go to work, to the library or anywhere else anymore without having to deal with hearing the douchewhistle of some obnoxious individual , that makes it very hard for me and others to get anything done without getting a headache.
by Tsathoggua of Stankonia April 21, 2019
Fucked up person who acts like a douche bag but is even more of a douche bag than the normal douche bag
by Clayre Bear January 24, 2015