Douche McGee Share definition Flag One who is such a complete and utter douche that it's actually their first and last name. Hey Douche McGee, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up already. Douche McGee by Happy Scrappy Hears a Pup October 18, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Douche McGee mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch