by MR GIGGLES654 March 4, 2017
1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night.
Shannon: What a douche canoe!
2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.
Shannon: What a douche canoe!
2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.
by Thomanthan Bosley September 29, 2020
The plexiglass enclosed area inside the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback room where Kirk Cousins must isolate himself because he’s a giant idiot who refuses to get vaccinated.
I’ve done my own medical research and I’ve concluded that I’ll be safer inside my douche canoe versus simply getting vaccinated.
by AntiEverythingFC August 5, 2021
A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.
by Douchewhisperer June 28, 2022
A very stupid, annoying and mean person. Usually anonymous hate people on Tumblr, and have no life. They are silly and not needed in this world.
by AceCakeEater. April 27, 2012
A hat worn by an abnormally large douche bag. Usually an Ed Hardy hat or an old man hat worn by anyone under the age of 60.
by First Mate Shrivelnuts September 12, 2009
When two lovers either of opposite sexes or bi-sexuals decide to make intercourse in a canoe and they are total douches.
Two loving douches (male and female) walk about and they decided to go and make love in a canoe. Afterwards, they called themselves douche canoes.
by JoeZii September 25, 2010