Double Log Jam

The act of having two poops stuck in the toilet and both are fighting to get through the drain (with neither of them winning). Very similar to a singular log jam, but twice at bad.

"Dude you are never going to believe this - the other day i was taking a shit and my worst nightmare came true...i looked down and saw a double log jam; not just one stuck turd, but TWO! I panicked...i didn't know what to do so i called left it there for the next guy."

by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009

Double Log Johnson

The act of shitting a solid thick log. Allow two to three days for the turd to reach optimal rigidity, at which point two lesbian lovers (or male) can use the ample log in a scissoring fuck fest until reaching climax, at which point the log can be further preserved for future endeavors.

Anna and Katie performed the double log Johnson with my bulbous bowel movement.

by Coollikedirk April 26, 2019

Double logging

The act of defecation into a broken toilet where previous deposits have not been flushed away.

Dang. I really had to go, but the loo's broken. I had no choice except double logging.

by Bunnoe March 13, 2026