Double dicker

A double dicker is when you have two boys messaging you in one night who are flirting with you.

Nah last night was a proper double dicker haha

by Mxxxymxxxxxr December 04, 2019

Double Dicker

Somebody who is not able to get with any girls, so he turns to sneaking into two-ways, and making them three-ways.

I was fucking a girl and then all of a sudden a double dicker came out of nowhere and made my two way a three-way.

by The Man with No Name November 07, 2017

double dicker

situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.

Rob: "Dude, I just won the gold medal in seven events this Olympics, plus, I won the lottery yesterday and seem to have developed superhuman powers."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."

by Rob February 16, 2003

double dicker

The act of sucking your boss's and his boss's dicks at the same time in order to get ahead in the workplace.

Gary started at the same time as me and now he is my boss. The only way to explain this is that he is a double dicker.

by thedoubledicker September 16, 2016

Double Dicker

When a guy sticks his dick in two girls or guy's at the same time

Chad : Mmm! Don't you just love how Michelle & Rachel always wear tight tank tops & gym shorts all the time!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hey Chad (wink)
Rachel : Hey Chad (wink)
Chad : Well looks like Chad's gonna have him a Double Dicker tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Don't cry Mark i'll bring Judy over tonight so you can have a Double Dicker of your own! (wink)
Chad : Yeah Mark you can stick you dick in Steve & his blow up doll! (lol)
Steve : Funny Chad how's come you always like a Double Dicker with me and Judy?
Mark : Oh My God! Chad had a Double Dicker with Steve & his blow up doll!
Michelle : GROSS!
Rachel : Yeah so gross keep your dick away from us CHAD!
Chad : GOD DAMNT STEVE!
Rachel : So Mark how about a Double Dicker at my place tonight?
Michelle : Yeah Baby I missed you dick so much!
Mark : (wink)
Chad : STEVE IM GONNA KILL YOU!

by SlopNChop November 27, 2018

double dicker

I double dicker is an individual who poseses two dicks. This happens very rarely and is often documented in porno.

Wow I grew another penis last night!

Hey that makes you a double dicker.

by Lil' Shaq April 05, 2004

Double Dicker

a state in which two guys, presumably friends, have penetrated the same girl

synonyms: Eskimo brothers
antonyms: spit sister

It's kind crazy that my best friend and I both fucked Brittany: but hey now we can say we're double dickers

by Bonergarage666 March 15, 2017