double play 

Having sex with two people in one day. Usually a casual hook up and a significant other.

A: What did you do last night?
B: I made a double play. First, I met X at the bar and brought him/her home for some midday action. Then I had dinner with Y and stayed the night at his/her place.

double play by Kayfive May 14, 2007

Double Play 

To pick up two girls at a bar and take them home with you for some action.

Very few men have managed a double play.

Double Play by RexGibson March 16, 2004

Double Play 

When a male reads a woman a children's book in a smooth deep voice at night to help her fall asleep. He then procedes engage in anal sex with the sleeping woman.

Diane: Jimmy read me a a Clifford The Big Red Dog book before bed last night and then I woke up with a sore anus.
Tiffany: Looks like Jimmy turned the old Double Play on you.

Double Play by SnoStorm May 29, 2013

double play 

When you take a massive dook that not only scrapes the bowl, it also plugs the toilet.

I had to use the plunger and toilet brush after having a double play.

double play by StanleySteamer June 16, 2014

Double Play 

When two people are declared "out" during sexual relations-a threesome or greater-usually due to an unforeseen complication or unavoidable incident.

Kelly was about to engage in coitus with the two men from the bar, but the abrupt phone call informing her of her mother's passing resulted in a double play for the two of them.

Double Play by D4Diggz September 24, 2011

Double Play 

When you ejaculate and poop at the same time, preferably in the bathtub.

Dude, this chick was so hot but I couldn't pull the trigger bc I had one brewing all night. I had to go home and jump in the bath to turn a double play.

Double Play by datguy5924 December 19, 2017

double play 

The act of taking a piss and a shit in one visit to the facilities

I’ll be back in a few minutes. I have to go to the bathroom for a double play.

double play by Hannibal Cannabis October 16, 2021