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Double Dutch Oven 

When a Dutch citizen releases stinging fumes from the anus and traps the head of a friend or loved one under the covers until the unwilling party passes out or vomits (otherwise known as a normal dutch oven). Doing so as a Dutch citizen doubles the effect of the oven, making it especially vicious.
Somewhere in the Netherlands: As a man watched his loved one enter the room, he emitted ass gas so foul the blanket began to disintegrate, and as she lifted the cover to climb into bed, he grabbed her head and trapped it under the blanket; "Double Dutch Oven!" he bellowed. In under 10 seconds, the woman had passed out and vomited all over the sheets.
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Double Dutch Oven 

When you and your significant other are laying in bed and both of you fart; then pulling the covers over both your heads.
Me and my girlfriend ate at our favorite Mexican restaurant tonight and had the bean and cheese nachos for 2. Looks like a double Dutch oven kind of night for us.
Double Dutch Oven by 210toohigh February 13, 2021

Double Dutch Oven 

When you give a Dutch girl a Dutch Oven, where you pull the blanket over her head in bed after farting.
You should have seen the look on her face after I gave my girlfriend a Double Dutch Oven.

Double Dutch Oven 

When a female farts and said fart gas roles inside of the vagina and then is released with a queef from it's second baking...
Susan went heavy on the bean dip and Double Dutch Oven'd me... I heard the first fart and 30 seconds later she queefed it out!
Double Dutch Oven by OkNowKith December 16, 2018

Double Dutch Oven 

Double Dutch Oven

A dutch oven within a dutch oven, commonly caused by excessive nocturnal flatulence influencing the atmosphere of the domicile to the point the room is a dutch oven unto itself while the traditional under-sheet zone becomes incredibly intensified.

Also known as dutch oven squared.
Example 1: Man, those tacos last night were good, but I had a dutch oven squared.

Example 2:
Guy: My girlfriend had the taco surprise last night and I woke up under the sheets to a dutch oven. I came out and it still stunk.

Other guy: duuuuddddeeee.... you got double dutch ovened!
Double Dutch Oven by MrDutch February 20, 2013

double dutch oven cocoon 

the act of two people putting the open parts of their sleeping bag together and then farting simultaneoulsy
double dutch oven cocoon is self-explanitory.
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board chow 

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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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