by Savagedick March 5, 2018
Legendary Left wing back who represented Ireland in underage before declaring for Mexico at senior level. Career highlights include winning two CONCACAF Gold Cups, one Mexican Primera Division, four Airtricity League Titles, one Barclays Premier League Runners Up Medal and scoring a goal in the 2007 U19s European Championship third place playoff match.
I felt bad for El Dorito when the Tottenham Hotspur fans booed him off the pitch for injuring Jermaine Jenas.
by cheesy454 July 25, 2021
Dude, I got the worst case of Dorito Dick last night. I was eating Doritos and watching TV when Wild Things came on. I looked down after the swimming pool scene and my dick looked like a 9 inch Cheeto.
by Harry Moe Lester February 27, 2015
Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.
Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%
cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't
found a single one laden with what I would call
more cheese.
Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a
bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You
had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure
that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag
with your roommates.
cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't
found a single one laden with what I would call
more cheese.
Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a
bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You
had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure
that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag
with your roommates.
by Genomatic September 23, 2009
The aroma caused by consuming a fresh package of Doritos. The smell of a persons breath is multiplied by the b.o.-like scent that Doritos contain. This lingers long after the consumer has finished eating the chips. Dorito breath is most apparent after eating the nacho cheese flavored Doritos.
Do not kiss your significant other while sporting Dorito breath.
I don't like eating Doritos because they give me Dorito breath.
Damn, I can smell your Dorito breath from all the way over here!
I don't like eating Doritos because they give me Dorito breath.
Damn, I can smell your Dorito breath from all the way over here!
by KrunkAssWhitey August 6, 2009
To wound the inside of one's mouth with the sharp points of a Dorito's brand chip or any other brand of mouth-shredding snack food.
Ow! I just did some Dorito damage to the roof of my mouth when the sharp point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza-blister burn I got last night.
by Marcus Solomon April 24, 2008
It's the sex position where the man and the woman form a triangle. During the course of the Floppy Dorito, they hit all the sides of the triangle. The center is the center of a lollipop, it's equivalent to a cow bell.
by Zandzy_AFT January 1, 2016