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Fair doobies 

" I just dumped my girfriend"
" DUDE!"
" But she was a bitch"
" Oh, fair doobies"
Fair doobies by stripez March 30, 2010

out of the doobies 

a phrase that means the person in question is in trouble. Like being kicked out of the Doobie Brothers
Ted spilled mayonaise everywhere, he is so out of the doobies
out of the doobies by Sorbittle January 12, 2009

heavy doobies 

A quote from "Hard Ticket to Hawaii", the greatest movie ever created.
You see a man skateboarding down a hill on his hands. You proclaim, "Maan, he must be smokin' some heavy doobies... woooh."D
heavy doobies by heavydoobies69 April 24, 2014

Toaster Doobies 

When you drop your joint in beer and have to put it in the toaster oven on low to bake it.
Oh no! I dropped my doobie in my beer, put the fucking toaster oven on low. BING, cool our Toaster Doobies are ready.
Toaster Doobies by Brunnerman February 14, 2009

dooblesnagger 

Most inappropriate, unacceptable yet insubstantial to lizard squirrels, especially the sarcastic ones, which are mainly named Stuart
Nah Breeh, twas him that stole’ith my walnuts, he’s is such a Dooblesnagger
dooblesnagger by CardboardsWorld February 25, 2019

doodliest 

A San Antonio phrase for when someone is doing their best, but that best just isn’t good enough.
Person A: What do you mean you’ve only wrote one paragraph of your essay, You had all week! What have you been doing??
Person B: ...my doodliest.

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doodliest by PhatGecko September 24, 2021