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Stands for a military posts Directorate of Information Management. Their entire purpose or goal in existance is to stop the IMO's from performing their jobs and going home happily and safely at the end of the day.

Sorry SIR!!! I can't get your log on to the computer for you, DOIM hasn't processed the work order yet...

DOIM by runlvlzero January 19, 2006

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doim

the child of your parents cousin

girl: what are you doing this weekend?
guy: hanging with my doims
girl: what..?
guy: you know..your parents cousin’s child..?

doim by THEMEME July 12, 2021

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Doim

To be done with something. Or for it to be your turn to do something. Often times used in the context of a board game when your time is up. Sometimes used in context of going to bed as well.

"Doim! Your doim now." or "I'm gonna doim", meaning "I'm gonna go to bed"

Doim by Ternian February 22, 2024

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dingle doimer

Some dumb name your mom calls you from your baby age even though you are old af.

Dingle doimer come here!!
Mom I’m 27. I don’t even live here anymore.

dingle doimer by BethyBoBish May 10, 2018

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Doimber

A long flexible shaft which is floppy and flexible, typically comprised of steel cable wound together to form a long thin shaft of wiggly bound cable.

Person 1: Can you fetch me the doimber?
Person 2: yes but first let me fling it

Doimber by Unwantedtaco December 4, 2024

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Doimber

A long flexible shaft which is floppy and flexible, typically comprised of steel cable wound together to form a long thin shaft of wiggly bound cable.

Person 1: Can you fetch me the doimber?
Person 2: yes but first let me fling it

Doimber by Unwantedtaco December 4, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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